The post you’re about to read is filled with sarcasm especially from me…..please enjoy!
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What’s your full name?
Yvonne Ifeoma
[‘Deolu : Nice to meet you, Ma’am *tries to sneak a look at their vital statistics*]
Introvert or Extrovert
Hmm.. I’m somewhere inbetween.. I definitely lean closer to being introvertish.
[‘Deolu: Ermm…not sure if you know what introvert or extrovert means, in case you don’t? Google is your friend :D]
Single/Involved/Married/Divorced
Single. Not single as in not married (..well, that too), single as no The Lover, The Partner, and all that. I’ve been single for close to one year now.
[‘Deolu: Ermmm….I don’t mean to prey……FUCK IT! I do blady mean to prey, why tho? Are you cleansing? Please let us know, I may have interested applicants 🙂 ]
How would you introduce yourself to a live audience in 3 sentences? Ermmm, like on Oprah or something
-Erm, am I the one that’s supposed to be introducing myself, isn’t that the host’s job? 😀 ..abeg, I don’t want to blow my trumpet too much.
[‘Deolu: Oh Niger-ians, you can’t even blow your own trumpet when you have the ‘shance’. Hian!]
Your ideal partner_ (we encourage full description 🙂)?
-Man, I really don’t have an “ideal” partner. Why?
Cos my wants and needs change overtime. Example, two years ago, I was sure I was into only chubby/plump guys and needless to say, that has changed, so yes, no description. 😀 ..
One thing I’m sure won’t change is that the ideal man is not loud, and NOT lanky! ..ok, make that two things..
[‘Deolu: Are you sure that’s all cos am pretty sure you’re holding out on me, you dint talk about skinny guys neither Obese guys, natural endowment and all that]
What’s on your bucket list?
Ha! I don’t have oh.
Ok sha, I know I’d like to travel to as many places, and I’d also like to adopt mixed raced babies, seeing that I might not marry a..Nevermind. yea, adopt one or two oyimbo shidren.
[‘Deolu: Have you guys also noticed how people say they don’t have things and then go ahead to talk about those things? The sole purpose of ‘wanting’ to marry ‘Oyimbo’ is for the purpose of mixed race babies, has anyone told how incredibly vain you are? Not in my place to judge anyway]
Scariest experience
I think it’s between my surgery early this year and almost losing my father in 06. Yea, almost losing my father in 06.
[‘Deolu : Pele :(]Who is your biggest crush, international and local (you don’t have to mention their names, just describe them 😀)
-Crush? LOL! Try Crushes! I have a CRUSHVILLE. A lot of guys get moved in and thrown out simultaneously. Ok I’d describe 3 of the oldest tenants in my crushville.. Ok, make that two.
1. Very hot lawyer, engagement rumors not too long ago. I dunno if that’s enough description but that would be all.
2.Jason Momoa. Need a say more? (Ok, he’s not nearly old in CrushVille, but I couldn’t not say his name J)
[‘Deolu: I can imagine you still wouldn’t believe the engagement rumour even if it was done in your presence..loool. For Jason Momoa, you’ll have to take a number, am guessing in the range of 200,000-800,000 based on your Geographical location]
What’s your deepest fear?
*scratches chin* ..My greatest fear would be ending up with a user. Making a terrible decision in a life partner, and having to go through hell on earth. Working really hard and marrying a man that’d use me.
[‘Deolu: I feel you on that one, most people will agree with you, it will be an eternal mistake if you marry the wrong person but then again, there is the divorce option]
What song would you like to use as the soundtrack for your life?
Man, I can’t mention one song. It has to be like a collection, I like way too many to mention just one.
[‘Deolu: Yvonne, I need to stop you here, I said soundtrack jo not soundtracks, moreover who has more than 1 soundtrack to their life? It’s supposed to be a either a Dido track or Adele track even as weird as Barbara Streisand by Ducksauce or crazy as Kukere by Iyanya…… I bow for you o]
Top 5 movies of all time?
-I’m not a movie buff oh.. Erm, lets see. My sister’s keeper, I’m thinking too much, can I pass? 😀
[‘Deolu: Just one movie, add one more jare, even if its Think like a man, Act like a lady or even Jenifa?]
Top 5 music of all time?
-Kai, I can’t answer this. TOO MANY SONGS TO JUST PICK 5.
-Right now I’m feeling Pentatonix’ rendition of Fun’s We are young.
Bruno Mars Somewhere in broklyn.
M.I’s beg for it.
Maroon’s 5 sad.
Usher’s Dive.
Omo, That was hard!
[‘Deolu : Thank you for supplying exactly 5, am sure it took a lot of dexterity on your part 🙂 Pele ]
How would you spend $50 million in 6 hours?
-You want to give me money?
[‘Deolu: Wait first, How did you pass JAMB sef, the question is how would you spend the money? You have a blank cheque and still don’t know what to write on it….. smh]
Your highest single purchase tab (how much is the highest you’ve spent on anything)
I like gadgets.. I can’t put a figure on it…But I had to buy a laptop and my (now struggleberry) blackberry at about the same time.
[‘Deolu: Clap for yourself *doing the Milo clap*]
What would you say is the biggest risk you have ever taken?
I think it would be having the surgery I did early this year.
What is your most memorable experience?
In recent times, it would be the end of year party when I was interning at Schlumberger.
[‘Deolu: Something happened with either a male colleague or Boss isn’t it or was it a female *winks* ? I hope it isn’t like The Recruit story?]
If you could have one wish, what would it be?
Hmm.. One wish right now would be to have more wishes.. 😀 ..
Ok, seriously, I’d like to peer in my future, and see my life and have the future me assure the present me that worrying too much wasn’t necessary after all. Does that make sense? No? ( ._.)
[‘Deolu: I totally understand,I would like to see that myself too * wipes tears, moves for a naked hug* No?]
The best asset on your body?
My eyes.
[‘Deolu: I will be the judge of that]
What birthday gift blew your mind best?
I got an iPod touch, and blackberry at the same time! ^_^
[‘Deolu: Both from guys I assume, the life of a lady..smh]
What’s the highest point of your life in recent time?
That would be when I got my acceptance letter.
[‘Deolu: Omo Igbala ke Halleluyah (EN: Children of Salvation shout Halleluyah) :D]
If you could change one thing about you right now, what would it be?
About me includes my situation right? If I could, I would wake up tomorrow with my Degree by my side. 4 months is too long…
[‘Deolu: I hate to be the bearer of the bad news. Wait…Do I really hate to be the bearer??? That’s not the point right now…. Hate to burst your bubble, but that’s not gonna happen unless you find a way for the naira to be equivalent to the dollar in a day 🙂]
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