Written by Funke Ajomale Tomorrow, I am going to get raped by the one I got passion for. Does this make me sad? Yes. Is this my fault? Yes. Do I sometimes enjoy it? Yes. Can I hold on any longer? No. These where the questions I asked myself and also...
Keanu Reeves: actor, producer, musician, meme, conspiracy theorist and notorious introvert. Throughout his life, Keanu seems to have experienced more extremes than any one person could handle. From achieving fame to losing those closest to him...
WWE PROMOTIONAL IMAGE Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson isn’t just one of the most successful pro wrestlers of all-time, he’s become one of the top entertainers in the world, period. At this point, a new Dwayne Johnson movie is pretty much a...
(The real identities of the authors have been changed to protect the writer but the stories are real) Georgina was only 15 years old but from the way she sucked on my dick while I lay on the bed suggested that she had started doing things that a 15...
What do you do if you and your significant other can’t agree on a place and theme for your wedding? Get married in as many places as you can, of course! A couple from Los Angeles, Cheetah Platt and Rhian Woodyard, did just that. After getting...
Coming from the art background, love of commercial art and of course coffee, coffee painting has been one of my recent projects. I made the first illustration by an accident. Now I mostly create things and figures that I love, which makes painting...
(The real identities of the authors have been changed to protect the writer but the stories are real) Susan was a 2nd year Biochemistry student in the faculty when I first met her. My course mates were having a lecture in a particular lecture hell I...
By Funke Ajomale (@funkeh_A) I’m guessing we had a great weekend, plenty faaji’s/owambes to attend. It would be nice if you can share your funny owambe stories with us sometime, we would love to read and share them. Anyways, my friend sent me a link...
Parenting ain’t all sunshine and bubblegum. Kids just don’t know how to act, and this can lead to some explosively disastrous accidents, like the epic kid fails in this list. They might be having fun, but that’s because...
Evolve, a gun safety organization in the U.S., has just released a brilliant ad campaign that uses humor to drive home the unfunny truth about gun safety. It juxtaposes images of children playing with various adult “unmentionables” with a message...
Written by Eric Arthur As he paid the motorcyclist, Jude looked around to access the environment. It was serene, really quiet and very neat. He noticed so many high grade cars parked in very orderly manner. The tall trees gave a boulevard-ish appeal...
The wedding came next. The previous night I’d taken Emeka to a strip club and some half-naked stripper was dancing all over him in a manner so provocative that any man about to get married would be having doubts but Emeka managed to keep himself in...
Future Trophy Wife T-Shirt ($29.50). That’s a hell of a good way to tell your teachers what to expect from you. (Buy it Here) Letting your teacher know you are well-quipped for studying ($13.95) is very advisable. (Buy it Here) That’s...
I didn’t feel any guilt as I carried Tolu upstairs into the bedroom. Neither did I feel any guilt when she sucked my dick like some delicious candy. I lay on the bed, my head propped on a pillow as I observed her, the lady who was getting married...
Written by Eric Aurthur Unable to bear the useless talks of his nagging girlfriend, Jude decided to leave the room and go join the guys outside. He was frustrated. She needed money for some personal items and he did not have any to spare. He would...
Written By Eric Authur & Tosin Silver As I stood to leave, I looked at the room and admired its beauty. Funke had a near-perfect sense of fashion and design, she put everything in the right place. Her self-contained room was large. I guess...
Nashville-based graphic designer Clif Dickens creates these hilariously honest advertising slogans, most of which, make more sense than the real ones. His work has been featured in leading publications such as Adweek, Business Insider, Huffington...
At first, I wasn’t sure if she was joking or if she really meant what she had texted at me. I was about to ask her where she was then changed my mind against it (and that would have been a good thing seeing as it was going to prevent the evil act...
1. The criminals who fell asleep at the scene Unless you’re a mattress tester, you should never fall asleep on the job. That’s particularly true if the job in question involves breaking the law. There are a surprisingly high number of...
1. The couple who got remarried 57 years after divorce An East Yorkshire couple aged in their 90s have remarried – 57 years after getting divorced. Leslie Harper, 93, and Elsie, 90, from Driffield, first married in 1941 but separated several years...
AVERAGE JOE RETURNSSS (YASSSSSSSSS) Happy New Year from the writer of Average Joe (who still wants to remain anonymous) I’ve always liked the fact that I’ve never been tempted to get involved with my friends’ girlfriends all the way back from my...
1. Jennifer Aniston rubbed and patted Kate Hudson’s butt. E! 2. And also made this face. cosmopolitanmagazine.tumblr.com 3. The lady from North Korea pointed at Meryl Streep and asked to take a picture with her. inothernews.tumblr.com 4. And then...
The runway at the Gibraltar International Airport has a road crossing it. (Source) The monster of Los Angeles – the Judge Harry Pregerson Interchange (Source) Birmingham’s Spaghetti Junction, UK. (Source) Parc Nus de la Trinitat, Barcelona...
Thanks to all who have kept faith with this story, this is the concluding part of the first season, we do hope that you have enjoyed the story. We hope to be back soon. Merry Christmas to you and your family. 🙂 Written by Esther Estelle...
I really don’t know how to start this post, so I’m gonna write it as it comes to mind. Big thank you to everyone who started with us – from the WordPress days till now and those who joined us on our own dotcom. It has been a very wonderful...
1. This guy vomiting while he poops in a urinal at a Nets game. deadspin.com 2. This dad’s Facebook comment. i.imgur.com 3. This Sonic the Hedgehog inflation simulator. youtube.com youtube.com 4. This imagination of what Aladdin looks like under...
1. The Brandenburg Gate: The only landmark to survive the Allied bombardment of the German capital The Brandenburg Gate (Brandenburger Tor) in Berlin is one of the first landmarks that comes to mind when thinking of Germany. It became infamous...
Written by Esther Estelle “Hello Pops.” I said into the phone “Oh my darling daughter… I can’t remember the last time we spoke. I don’t see you anymore these days. What has happened? Who’s the young man that has taken you away from me?” He teased...
As we lay on the bed, Deolu asked me about my husband. I told him what I could, he felt sorry for me. He asked why I hadn’t left him, I couldn’t give him a straight answer. But I let him know that my kids weren’t old enough to fully understand what...
1. Ernestine Shepard (77) Bodybuilder Ernestine Shepard is 77 years old. Yes, you read it right. Shepard started her fitness journey rather late in life. She was a pudgy, middle-aged woman in her mid-50’s who hated what she saw in the dressing...
