“Oga how much be your money?” I asked the elderly man as he swiped sweat from his forehead with a soiled handkerchief as we both stood under the blazing sun. He sized me up for a bit and said “Four thousand naira.” “Four thousand?!” I exclaimed...
My dick had gotten flaccid already as I stood there looking at Mabel sit hands folded on her bed. Legs crossed, clearly preventing any access at all. “RAPE HER!” Evil Joe screamed in my head but I shut him out with a vigorous shake of my head and...
Getting into the University, I didn’t really know what to expect of the place. I have had plans of being one of the coolest kids around the campus. I’d intended to keep my hair until it become long enough so I could do braids and use it to pull all...
At first, when Vickie informed me my mother had called me, I didn’t take her serious. How can my mother call me when I was almost at pleasure’s peak, like what kind of a Mother does that? “JONATHAAAN…” She called out again Hearing my...
I and Victoria were at it that Sunday evening. Right there on my bed while my parents were in the living room. I had my hands under her skirt already and was reaching for her crotch with my fingers. I’m sure she wore that flail skirt so that access...
After that first episode with Chioma, we started fucking all around the house like newly weds. Every moment we were alone, we would be in each other’s arms, either totally nude with me thrusting hard and fast into her or partly clothed while...
“Joseph!!” My Mum screamed from the Kitchen “Yes Mom!” I answered her in barely inaudible tone. “Come over here and help me with the dishes, I can’t do everything myself! ” She screamed I was this close to defeating the three-headed dragon in God of...
First of all… (Go down low) *stifles laughter…coughs* Ahem. Okay, let me try that again… First of all…I would like to thank Mr Deolu Bubble (lovely surname by the way, would have loved to meet your Dad) for granting me the...
Twitter is such a fantastic place ,you know? It is a Universe on its own, with so many different worlds, and in those worlds, so many different continents and a lot of diverse countries within those continents. Have you ever tried reading through...
We both stood there, looking at each other. My rod sticking out in front of me, throbbing, as blood pumped into it. She was beautiful. Her eyes, wide and unblinking, her small nose, her full lips, her chubby cheeks, the light chocolate complexion...
It was Saturday, that fateful day when I met Jennifer at a wedding. I usually don’t attend weddings, I can count on one finger how many weddings I have attended in my life. I didn’t even want to be there on those occasions but it was Esther’s...
Joe was stuck in traffic at 8:25am in the morning, at a time when he should be already seated at his desk, sipping coffee and making the usual morning checks of all the documents he expected would have been dropped on his desk by his secretary. He...
“THE END TIMES ARE UPON US. WE MUST SAVE OURSELVES FROM ETERNAL CONDEMNATION!” The preacher’s voice boomed from the speakers as he talked more about heaven and hell. His baritone was rich, and very powerful. I am very sure the heavens and earth...
Onome called me some days back to tell me how she and her man had resolved their issues and were now happy once again with each other, she even told me they had fixed a date for their wedding. I wasn’t surprised, stuff like that happens every day...
It was on a Saturday morning that I decided that I was going to do something about the excess weight i’d been adding up in a very long while. My job doesn’t usually give me the time to do workouts early in the morning before leaving my house, I was...
I sat there on the sofa, my world swirling around me. Totally drunk and drugged. My nerves were twitchy. My desire was super-intense. But I wasn’t moved to get up from where I sat. I was content on watching Sarah crawl on all fours towards...
It had been almost an hour since I sat there waiting for Kemi’s arrival. It wasn’t supposed to take her more than 15 minutes getting to my place from hers. I’d called her 3 times, asking her what had kept her so long? She told me there had been an...
“Jonathan, please nau…” Lizzy begged Anytime she called my full name, i knew it was a very serious issue at hand. Nobody ever really called my full name. Everybody knew me as Joe. Most people didn’t even know what the full name was. Joseph or...
I and my friends were through with our exams for the semester and decided we needed to party all night. The party started at my friend, Jakob’s house. We invited some dudes and dudettes over, got some drinks and played some loud music, the...
Finally I bought a blackberry. This device that many people have been on about, I had always not seen it as a big deal. I had been using my Nokia phone for ages and was a true NOKIA loyalist. But then, I was opportune to go through a female friend’s...
I was stuck in mid-orgasm, if there was anything like that. At this point in sex, there was no going back. You can’t possibly ‘undo’ the orgasm. Which sane man would want to undo an orgasm as breathtaking as this one. And i...
I was in urgent need of a good lay. I had spent the last 3 weeks reading and preparing for my exams, and I just finished my last paper this morning. Now I’m free, and the first thing that came to my mind was the fact that I hadn’t gotten laid...
