Teddy bears just got better for ladies, during those nights that she doesn't want to see you. Her teddy will get the business down there done.
If you are used to having teddy bear around you all your life or know a girl who loves teddy bears, and have them in different sizes. Some people even have life-size teddies.
The cuddly bunch of fur is about to become more important to your girl than you if you don’t take care. Men, they’re after our jobs again. Technology is coming for your babe, if a teddy bear can give you babe orgasm, then what does she need your annoying whining self for? Think about it.
At first, they brought in sex toys, dildos, vibrators and their likes, we probably accepted it, as part of sex as far as we’re still there to use it on you. Sex machine came in too, we know they’re as skeptical as us about the sex machine. But to find a way for an adorable teddy bear to give pleasure is really a tall one.
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SuperTed can now give women orgasm? Honestly, their entire darn thing is creepy. It’s a product from a company called Teddy Love, reports Laura Hampson, Daily Star.
The creator of the teddy, Dawn Harmon has labeled this invention as “A unique, discreet and lovable adult Teddy Bear”
Imagine the description!
Teddy is equipped with a battery powered motor with a 10-speed that can be used for stimulating the clitoris, there is also a retractable tongue that can go inside the vagina.
This ingenious innovation was crowdfunded. Good job, earthlings! That was sarcasm in case you didn’t know.
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Anyway, it has hit the market, and its been tested by the adventurous people amongst us. People have been giving their reviews on it,
“The vibrations we’re not as strong but that’s just my opinion.”
“The glassy, dead eyes of a typical teddy bear, when paired with its protruding tongue straight out of a psychosexual fever dream.”
“As innocent as it looks it shouldn’t be left out for kids to get their hands on.”
“Clean up is easy, but the fur absorbs the smell of any thing it touches so cleaners with strong fragrances should be avoided unless you don’t mind the smell.”
“It is deeply upsetting to look down between your legs and see what appears to be a teddy bear performing cunnilingus on you.”
“A vibrator should have a good motor, should be easy to clean, and should not ignite existential horror in the very depths of your soul when you look at it.”
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If you think it’s something you’re into, you can buy yours N8,370 (£18)
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