1. Eufrat Mai, the woman who was the vagina model for the FleshLight Before we get started, there’s one little thing we have to explain. A FleshLight is a sex toy targeted towards men, meant to simulate the feeling of a real woman’s...
Written By Eric Authur & Tosin Silver As I stood to leave, I looked at the room and admired its beauty. Funke had a near-perfect sense of fashion and design, she put everything in the right place. Her self-contained room was large. I guess...
Nashville-based graphic designer Clif Dickens creates these hilariously honest advertising slogans, most of which, make more sense than the real ones. His work has been featured in leading publications such as Adweek, Business Insider, Huffington...
At first, I wasn’t sure if she was joking or if she really meant what she had texted at me. I was about to ask her where she was then changed my mind against it (and that would have been a good thing seeing as it was going to prevent the evil act...
Written By Eric Authur & Tosin Silver ”Com’on! I know what’s at stake here!” he screamed at the top of his voice. ”Jared, Jared,” The man in the expensive suit shook his head, maintaining eye contact with the...
1. The criminals who fell asleep at the scene Unless you’re a mattress tester, you should never fall asleep on the job. That’s particularly true if the job in question involves breaking the law. There are a surprisingly high number of...
A few days later Emeka invited me to his place. He told me he needed my advice on a few issues concerning the wedding which was fast approaching. I asked him if he didn’t have a wedding planner and he said he did but just wanted to hear my opinion...
1. The couple who got remarried 57 years after divorce An East Yorkshire couple aged in their 90s have remarried – 57 years after getting divorced. Leslie Harper, 93, and Elsie, 90, from Driffield, first married in 1941 but separated several years...
AVERAGE JOE RETURNSSS (YASSSSSSSSS) Happy New Year from the writer of Average Joe (who still wants to remain anonymous) I’ve always liked the fact that I’ve never been tempted to get involved with my friends’ girlfriends all the way back from my...
Happy New Year! 🙂 Well, we’re continuing this web series, we hope to keep up the steam in the new year. Don’t forget if you wanna be part of the cast for the video production of The Diary of Lagos Virgin, signify your interest by mailing...
1. Jennifer Aniston rubbed and patted Kate Hudson’s butt. E! 2. And also made this face. cosmopolitanmagazine.tumblr.com 3. The lady from North Korea pointed at Meryl Streep and asked to take a picture with her. inothernews.tumblr.com 4. And then...
The runway at the Gibraltar International Airport has a road crossing it. (Source) The monster of Los Angeles – the Judge Harry Pregerson Interchange (Source) Birmingham’s Spaghetti Junction, UK. (Source) Parc Nus de la Trinitat, Barcelona...
Thanks to all who have kept faith with this story, this is the concluding part of the first season, we do hope that you have enjoyed the story. We hope to be back soon. Merry Christmas to you and your family. 🙂 Written by Esther Estelle...
1. Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Prevented A Nuclear War Between the US and the USSR Imagine serving as a colonel of the Soviet Air Defense Forces when one day your command center’s early nuclear warning system goes off, informing you that the...
I really don’t know how to start this post, so I’m gonna write it as it comes to mind. Big thank you to everyone who started with us – from the WordPress days till now and those who joined us on our own dotcom. It has been a very wonderful...
Written by Esther Estelle As we drove to the hospital, I said a million prayers that only consisted of the words, Lord keep my daddy alive for me. I couldn’t imagine life without Pops, at least not now. Who would I run to on the days when I need a...
1. This guy vomiting while he poops in a urinal at a Nets game. deadspin.com 2. This dad’s Facebook comment. i.imgur.com 3. This Sonic the Hedgehog inflation simulator. youtube.com youtube.com 4. This imagination of what Aladdin looks like under...
1. The Brandenburg Gate: The only landmark to survive the Allied bombardment of the German capital The Brandenburg Gate (Brandenburger Tor) in Berlin is one of the first landmarks that comes to mind when thinking of Germany. It became infamous...
Written by @The_perv_king The first day I fucked Michael, I’d just dropped the kids at school and was heading home when a call came in to my phone. It was him. “Aren’t you supposed to be at work?” I asked “Yes, I am. But I haven’t been able to get...
Written by Esther Estelle “Hello Pops.” I said into the phone “Oh my darling daughter… I can’t remember the last time we spoke. I don’t see you anymore these days. What has happened? Who’s the young man that has taken you away from me?” He teased...
1. Jeremy Meeks – Street Terrorism Jeremy Meeks (aka Hot Mugshot Guy) is a convicted felon who rose to fame after his sexy mugshot was posted on the Facebook page of the Stockton Police Department. He was arrested and charged on June 18, 2014 for a...
As we lay on the bed, Deolu asked me about my husband. I told him what I could, he felt sorry for me. He asked why I hadn’t left him, I couldn’t give him a straight answer. But I let him know that my kids weren’t old enough to fully understand what...
1. Ernestine Shepard (77) Bodybuilder Ernestine Shepard is 77 years old. Yes, you read it right. Shepard started her fitness journey rather late in life. She was a pudgy, middle-aged woman in her mid-50’s who hated what she saw in the dressing...
Written by @The_perv_king Deolu was a final year student at the University Of Lagos. A fine, young man. I met him at a friend’s birthday party. Bari was home with the kids and I told him I would be back within the hour on that eventful evening. He...
1 Year Later “Good morning boo. You look so beautiful when you sleep, you should sleep more often.” Chike said as he kissed my nose. “Good morning to you too.. I said and hit his head… So you’re saying I’m not beautiful when...
1. Wearing Too Long a Scarf In the 1920s, Dancer Isadora Duncan was a ravishing beauty with a long, slender neck. She also enjoyed wearing long flowing scarves and going for drives in the French countryside. Unfortunately, that combination of...
Written by @The_Perv_King I love younger boys so much and I am not afraid to tell anyone that cares to listen. I am a 42 year old woman with two beautiful children, and a husband. Noticed how I mentioned my children before my husband? Yeah, that’s...
4 years earlier… “I’ll have 3 shots of tequila please. Thank you.” I said to the bartender as I pushed my bag aside to begin drowning myself in alcohol. “Ma’am, you don’t have to pay. The gentleman on that table over there has...
1. Stealing Erection Cream, Handcuffs, Deep Throat Spray It’s probably embarrassing enough to go into a store to buy sex-related items, but to be caught shoplifting them, and having your picture splashed across the news is decidedly worse...
The sun sipping through the curtains brought me back to life, I searched the bedside table for my phones or wristwatch, which ever I saw first, I stumbled on my wristwatch first and it was 11am. I wanted to jump up but I couldn’t, I felt like I...
